John Lund, an attorney friend in Wisconsin, sent me a list of some crazy newspaper headlines that some editor forgot to proof before they were published. They're really fuuny, even when they misrepresent tragedy. Hope you enjoy them as I have. Hope, too, you cringe a little, as every good editor should for allowing them to go through:
Man Kills Self before Shooting Wife and Daughter.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say.
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers.
Miners Refuse to Work after Death.
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant.
War Dims Hope for Peace.
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile.
Enfield (London) Couple Slain: Police Suspect Homicide.
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges.
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge.
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group.
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft.
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half.
Hospitals Are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
And the winner is:
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery: Hundreds Dead